Hank Paulson, current Treasury Secretary and former Chairman and CEO of Goldman Sachs, would like to have an unlimited amount of money with no oversight so he can do what he pleases with it. Wouldn't we all?

Unfortunately for him, everyone knows that he is a grifter who would like to give the money to his buddies and stick the taxpayer with huge losses.

I am officially declaring Ben S. Bernanke as a known terrorist threat based on his statements made to the State Senate Banking Committee earlier today. Specifically, he said: